Growing up, I was your typical pain in the derriere. I was your typical mischievous middle and high schooler, enthralled with blowing things up, lighting things on fire, and destroying anything that would shatter. I got into a discussion with my wife a while ago about the my childhood, and I began listing off everything that I probably could have been arrested for growing up. Here's that list. Mom (and any future employers) I highly recommend NOT reading this...
-arson
-petty larsony
-grand larsony
-assault
-vandalism
-breaking and entering
-public drunkenness
-public nudity
-disturbing the peace
-underage drinking
-wreckless driving
-speeding
-underage smoking
-creating explosives
-assault with a weapon
-destruction of property
NOTE: most of these things happened PRIOR to the age of 18. For anyone who feels like trying to make me repent, don't. I WAS a hellian, which probably accounts for the fact that I relate better to teenagers than adults. For anyone who wants clarification on any of these things, keep reading the blog. I'm sure the stories will surface eventually.
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For what it's worth, most of these can be chalked up to boredom; it's not like you were a jerk or anything. Most of them started with one of us saying, "Hey, I got an idea!"
Anyway, here are some you forgot, off the top of my head...
- Criminal trespass
- Simple battery (which includes that last blog entry)
- Preparation, transfer or use of false identification
- Possession of fireworks
- Selling stolen property
- Malicious mischief
- Aggravated felony case of being ugly (just kidding)
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